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11 janeiro, 2008

Mas qual é a mulher que consegue aturar um homem destes?



Pois é,pois é...Hoje,por insistência do meu dentista (a 7ª para ser mais concreto), fui obrigado a tirar uma radiografia à minha placa dentária.
Eram 18 horas quando entrei na Clínica e como já vai sendo usual acontecer nessas ocasiões,apanhei um frete tão grande na sala de espera (apesar de ter uma consulta com hora marcada) que acabei mesmo por adormecer sentado num banco e com a cabeça encostada à parede.
São 19h30 e finalmente alguém resolve chamar por mim.
Sigo a enfermeira,tiro o casaco numa cabine,entro num consultório,cumprimento a Doutora,olho para o seu decote generoso que ficou acidentalmente exposto quando ela se baixou,coloco o meu queixo no aparelhómetro indicado,abro a boca,encosto a minha fronha contra o visor,olho para o decote generoso da enfermeira que também ficou inadvertidamente exposto quando se debruçou à minha frente,fecho a boca, tiram-me a chapa e passado mais 2 minutos sou literalmente despachado.
- Já??? (Exclamei eu).. Isto é sempre assim tão rápido? (Perguntei eu)..Não é mesmo preciso mais nada? (Lamentei eu).
- Agora devem querer fazer um "coffee-break" de 20 minutos até chamar o próximo,né? (PENSEI,EU!!!...nada de enganos,ok?).


Bem,mas ao menos já tinha resolvido a minha vida e assim ia conseguir chegar a tempo de ajudar a minha mulher à preparar o jantar,limpar os quartos,fazer as camas,lavar a cozinha,dar banho às crianças,meter a roupa a lavar na máquina,estender no arame aquela que já estava lavada, limpar a casa de banho e engomar alguma peças de roupa.(Esperem!...isso já sou eu a delirar um bocadinho..)
Sei que de repente o meu telemóvel toca.
Era a minha chérie!


L - Amor,ainda vais demorar muito?
P - Não linda,estou quase a vir-me!
L - Parvinho! Fala a sério!
P - Ok,ok!.. está bem...estava a brincar,não estou nada a vir-me!
L - (Alguns segundos de silêncio) Falta muito para vires embora?
P - Não princesa,podes abaixar as cuecas que já vou a caminho.
L - (suspiro ou pareceu-me ouvi-la suspirar) Olha...eras capaz de fazer algo?
P - Tudo coração,é só pedires!
L - No caminho,podes tentar arranjar 2 pepinos e 1 kg de tomates?
P - Precisas de pepinos e tomates? Mas quê,eu não sou suficiente para ti??
L - Tu hoje estás mesmo demais....anda-lá! Vou fazer um assado no forno e queria fazer uma salada para acompanhar. Consegues arranjar isso no caminho?
P - No caminho não,tenho que ir à loja ou ao Modelo.
L - Para de brincar,caramba!...estou cheia de fome,sabias?
P - Já vou paixão!! vou o mais rápido que posso!...podes aquecer o forno que não tarda vês-me a entrar por aí adentro!!
L - Tu não existes......


Hein?..Que foi que eu disse??

10 comentários:

  1. "Parvinho". "Tu hojes estás de mais"."Tu não existes".

    Ainda bem que não a única a ter exactamente a mesma opinião sobre a tua pessoa.
    :-))

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  2. LOLL, Pensador, que paciência que a tua linda tem!! Mas como te conhece já devia esperar uma resposta daquelas, ao pedir pepinos e tomates!

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  3. Ni,costumo provocar esse efeito nas pessoas..hehehe

    Pensadora,acreditas que ela ia pedir cenouras mas teve o cuidado de não o fazer porque não estava nos seus melhores dias para ouvir graçinhas..hehehe

    Mas ela lixou-me,sabias?
    Cheguei a casa e disse na brincadeira:"Também não estavas a precisar de fruta?"
    Ao que ela me respondeu:" Não!...já tenho Bananas que chegue em casa!"

    Aí a safadinha!

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  4. Pensador, suponho que o comentário era para mim e não para a pensadora, certo? LOL

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  5. Jasmim,nem sei o que dizer...
    Imperdoável!
    Peço-te imensas desculpas!

    :-)

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